I mean, no one reads this shit unless you're well known, and even if they do, they don't comment on it.

Wait, then why am I writing this?

Cookies.

I like waffles.

OMG JUSTIN BIEBER

this sentnce has no gramatical skills watsoevr

Coolcat is cool.

The game (now I'm coolcat material)

I have 32,606 characters remaining, by the end of that 6.

OMG I LOVE BRING ME TEH HORIZON AND I SLIT MY WRIST CUZ IM SO HARDCORE EXTREMEEE

I've got a sweet little angel.

HOLY SHIT I CAN PUT OVER 9000 CHARACTERS IN A POST

N***as see my swagger and they all like wat.

All JFK wanted was a car with a roof.

When you read this, you'll hear the Halo guy go HEADSHOT in your head.

/b/

4CHAN

PERMABANNED

Cool story, bro.

OH SHIT DON'T DELETE ME TOM.

Why the fuck am I even doing this?

Boredom can go fuck itself.

I like to play the bongo drums.

I hate the letter Q, it's a mockery of the O, what with its fancy tail and all.

Fuck this bullshit.

MORE IRRELEVANCE NAO.

Well, I know the blues isn't too popular nowadays, but I don't give a shit, I love it, and I listen to it anyways, if you don't like it, too bad.

I'm here to be me, not to impress.

I'll probably be recording some guitar stuff to put on here.

I use a Fender Telecaster, Fender Blues Junior, Super Overdrive Pedal, and my soul.

Don't like me? That's cool, good for you.

Hope you enjoy whatever I might put on here! :)